timmy docherty

23 years old, ride bmx, travel and enjoy.single. that is all.

cynthiaunderground:

fuelingit:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

lizdexia:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.

Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.

I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.

Okay what the hell is this crap really

This is giving me mixed feelings….

natalieischanel:

dftbyay:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

WHAT

W H ATSTFI IH

IM PEEING

Jaboody is back

(Source: de-de-de, via paulsovercast)

iPhone 5 time.

iPhone 5 time.

Obligatory Brighton sunset photo.

Obligatory Brighton sunset photo.

Chillin at the Brighton tattoo convention.

Chillin at the Brighton tattoo convention.