THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.
I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.
Okay what the hell is this crap really
This is giving me mixed feelings….
WOW THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE ON TUMBLR I HAVE EVER SEEn
WOW THIS IS PERFECT HOLY SHIT
sorry but this was too perfect not to reblog
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(via n-a-s-c-h-a)
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
He’s just so happy
I will always reblog
dude hen is freaking the fuuuuck out inside
(Source: mysteryofthemask, via scrags)
LOSING MY SHIT
WHAT
W H ATSTFI IH
IM PEEING
Jaboody is back
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